jillism的部落格

1.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.--- Socrates
《中譯》 無論如何都要結婚。如果你娶了個好太太，你會過得幸福美滿；如果你討了個惡婆娘，那你將變成一名哲學家。── 蘇格拉底


2.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.


3.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.-- Agatha Christie
《中譯》考古學家是女人所能擁有的最佳夫婿；她變得越老，他對她就越有興趣。 ── 阿嘉莎‧克莉絲蒂


4.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
《中譯》結婚就好像和朋友一起上館子一樣；你點你想吃的菜餚，而當你看到另一個傢伙點 的東西時，你巴不得剛剛自己也點了那道菜。


5.
My husband and I divorsed over religious differences. He thought he was God, and i didn't.
《中譯》 我跟我的丈夫因為宗教因素而離婚,因為他認為自己是上帝,我卻不信他.


6.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. ---Ogden Nash
《中譯》婚姻是兩個人的結盟,其中的一個呢,從來不會記得生日這種大日子,另一個呢,從來不會忘記.---Ogden Nash


7.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
《中譯》
不要跟你認為可以跟他生活一輩子的人結婚； 跟一個你沒有他就活不下去的人結婚吧。


8.
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry---Tom Mullen
《中譯》
幸福的婚姻在兩個人結婚的時候萌芽,而且彼此深愛著對方,則會使它茂盛---Tom Mullen


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Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. ---Ambrose Bierce
《中譯》戀愛:是一時的神智不清,但是婚姻可以讓你恢復正常.---Ambrose Bierce