jillism的部落格

[1] A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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[2] Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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[3] The First 3 Years of Marriage
• In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
• In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
• In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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[英文冷笑話]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

Q: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
A: Still no idea.
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
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Q: Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
A: She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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